Wrath of Blog

Possibility #1: This is the product of the mating of a baseball and a curtain from a suburban household in 1985. They skinned a zebra to make the shoes.

Possibility #2: This is a failed experiement from the Star Trek wardrobe room. It was supposed to be the uniform of a woman turned into an army officer from a “strikingly different” alien species by the addition of two cleverly placed nose/ear/forehead skin tucks and a rose behind her ear. Braga told the designer to go screw himself, but instead he launched a clothing line.

Possibility #3: She has a terminal floral disease. The stitches are where they sewed her back together to go to this premiere.

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